Sam.

~ Friday, April 18 ~
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People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

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idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis


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foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

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  • Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
  • Me: Yes

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beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 


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ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher


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zubat:

Please stop scrolling & take a second to read this.
Canada’s annual seal hunt officially begun last Saturday, 12th of April.
The Canadian Government firmly supports the hunt insisting it is a humane, sustainable & economically viable event that is important to coastal communities. The Government allows 400,000 harp seals to be killed, despite the low demand for seal fur.
The following links are petitions to urge Canada to end the exploitation & commercial slaughter of seals. 
You aren’t required to create an account with either website, & it takes less than 1 minute to sign. Please take a moment to sign these campaigns & share with your friends or followers. 
Urge Canada to end its shameful seal slaughter & Stop seal slaughter in our world
The following are links to websites where you can learn more about how else you can help & make a difference.
IFAW: Saving seals & Harp Seals.org: How you can help
Thank you in advance to everyone who lends their name to the campaigns & shares with their friends. 

zubat:

Please stop scrolling & take a second to read this.

Canada’s annual seal hunt officially begun last Saturday, 12th of April.

The Canadian Government firmly supports the hunt insisting it is a humane, sustainable & economically viable event that is important to coastal communities. The Government allows 400,000 harp seals to be killed, despite the low demand for seal fur.

The following links are petitions to urge Canada to end the exploitation & commercial slaughter of seals. 

You aren’t required to create an account with either website, & it takes less than 1 minute to sign. Please take a moment to sign these campaigns & share with your friends or followers. 

Urge Canada to end its shameful seal slaughter & Stop seal slaughter in our world

The following are links to websites where you can learn more about how else you can help & make a difference.

IFAW: Saving seals & Harp Seals.org: How you can help

Thank you in advance to everyone who lends their name to the campaigns & shares with their friends. 


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~ Thursday, April 17 ~
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jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes


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